Friday, August 31, 2007

539- HODGE-PODGE


LIST OF ALL THE DAYS MEN THINK ABOUT SEX AND SOME OTHER THINGS

Examples of those days are:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thisday
Thatday
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday and
Thunday
At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, the other is getting a blow job from a 90 year old woman. They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thought.
What are they both thinking?
Don't look down!
The Code:
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word 'Typewriter'. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter. "The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now. "The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
Just as easy as pie and didn't even use up any typewriter ribbon either.
.....GED.....

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