Monday, August 20, 2007

502- SIDE AFFECTS

THE CURE SEEMS TO BE WORSE THEN THE ILLNESS
Just on a whim I decided to look up some side effects to some drug prescriptions and couldn't believe what came up. I typed 'medicines and side effects' hit search and picked a few of the medications on the first page. Here are some amazing results.....
Ativan - generic Lorazepam - which is an antianxiety medication and also a mild tranquilizer and sedative. This prescription drug may be used in the treatment of bipolar disorder. Ativan / Lorazepam Side Effects: Check with your doctor if any of the following side effects continue or are bothersome: Clumsiness or unsteadiness; dizziness or lightheadedness; drowsiness; slurred speech Abdominal or stomach cramps or pain; blurred vision or other changes in vision; changes in sexual desire or ability; constipation; diarrhea; dryness of mouth or increased thirst; false sense of well-being; headache; increased bronchial secretions or watering of mouth; muscle spasm; nausea or vomiting; problems with urination; trembling or shaking; unusual tiredness or weakness
HAVIDOL is for the treatment of Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). It is the only known medication available for this newly recognized disorder. SIDE EFFECTS: As with many medications, there can be side effects. This risk must be balanced with the medical need. Most patients find the benefits outweigh the risks. All people taking medicines have some risk of becoming dependent on the medicine. Consult your doctor about how this may affect you. Adverse events may include: Mood changes, Muscle strain, Extraordinary thinking, Dermal gloss, Impulsivity induced consumption, Excessive salivation, Hair growth, Co-dependency with inanimate objects, Markedly delayed sexual climax, Inter-species communication, Taste perversion, Terminal smile, Oral inflammation, Very rarely users may experience a need to change physicians. ( You won't need any social attention with all this shit going down. You''ll be in deep thought, playing with dildos, talking to monkeys and looking for a sane doctor.. This is wild.)
Concerta is methylphenidate, a mild central nervous system stimulant used in the treatment of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in children. Common side effects of this medicine: Inability to sleep, nervousness, restlessness, lack of appetite. Dizziness is common. Rise slowly over several minutes from sitting or lying position. Be careful climbing stairs. High blood pressure. Rapid heartbeats, abnormal heartbeats, chest pain or pressure. Other possible effects: Abdominal pain, abnormal heartbeat, abnormal muscular movements, blood pressure changes, chest pain, dizziness, drowsiness, fever, hair loss, headache, hives, jerking, joint pain, loss of appetite, nausea, palpitations (fluttery or throbbing heartbeat), pulse changes, rapid heartbeat, reddish or purplish skin spots, skin reddening, skin inflammation with peeling, skin rash, Tourette's syndrome (severe twitching), weight loss during long-term treatment....
Holy shit, can you believe all this? I was flabbergasted when I read this, just look at some of these side effects, I'd think I'd rather stay sick or crazy, or whatever it is supposed to cure.
.....GED.....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Havidol sounds interesting. Reminds me of the Joker cosmetic products in Batman.