Wednesday, August 29, 2007

528- THE COUNTRY OF...

I HEAR THE LOOSE CANNON, STANLEY TORRES, IS RATTLING AROUND AGAIN. THE CAPTAIN OF A SINKING SHIP
Talking shit about becoming an independent country. Well isn't that a fine noise to be making at this time. Here are just a minor few things to start to consider, mind you I haven't even scratched the surface with all the complications that would be involved. Here's my short take....
IF YOU SECEDE..... THE COUNTRY OF THE MARIANA ISLANDS?
IS THIS WHAT STANLEY TORRES REALLY WANTS?
Here are
the main things to take into consideration.
Your nationality or citizenship. (Now U.S. citizens.)
You will no longer be a U.S. citizen you will be a ‘whatever’ you decide to be. You would be aliens in the U.S. Doesn't that have a nice ring? No U. S. passport, find your own friends.
Your money. (Now the U.S, dollar.)
You would have to print your own money and back it up. May I suggest you call it a ‘Torres.’ That has a wealthy sound. 100 ‘torres’ equal $1.00 U.S. dollar.
Your protection. ( Now the U.S. military.)
It’s now up to you. Can you remember how many times other countries came here and simply had their way with you? Was it 3 or 4 times? Call France or China if you need help. How about the Guam military?
No more aid, welfare, grants or CIP funds to name a few you are swimming on your own.
I simply can’t imagine this place without this support.
Postal service. (Now the U.S. mail.)
Guess you could send your stuff with politicians as they go on junkets.
Who the hell are we kidding? This place is a sinking disaster now, alone you may as well take up fishing, growing taro, and bananas. Get the old carabao and the carts back, Forget electrical power, cars and phones. The conclusion…
A REAL NOWHERE PLACE, FORGETTABOUTTIT… STANLEY!
…..GED…...

2 comments:

SteeleOnSaipan said...

Couldn't be briefly summarized any better.....hilarious naming of the monetary denomination.

Jeff said...

I want to see you argue this with Bruce Bateman. That would be great, as he is totally on the other side of you on this. Come to Porky's on Friday, please.