Saturday, August 18, 2007

495- ACTUAL SIGNS

HERE IS A HUMOROUS LIST OF SIGNS FOUND IN BUSINESSES ACROSS THE COUNTRY

To read them means to see through the underlying interpretation. Have a go at it......
In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: 38 years on the same spot.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center.
On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!
Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.
In the window of an Oregon store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?
In a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends.
On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak.
On your computer: Best place to enjoy the humor! .....GED.....

2 comments:

Ed Stephens Jr said...

Glen,

My favorite sign, which was posted at Coral Ocean Point in the early 1990's: "This Parking Lot for Other Vehicles Only."

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Good food, good price, good service.

pick two.