Friday, August 31, 2007

537- ITS ABOUT WOMEN

I HAVE BEEN DRILLING AND SHOWING THE MEN HOW TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES, but now I will attempt to show a side of the women we all must be aware of also.
Confusing words used by women and what they mean...
WOMEN'S WORDS: FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
MEN, YOU HAVE NOW BEEN INFORMED DO NOT TAKE THIS LESSON LIGHTLY!
.....GED.....

2 comments:

Boni said...

My favorite is Go Ahead.

glend558 said...

Hi Boni: Nice new look on your site. About this list, bet you have used 'um all and then some. Maybe you can enlihgten me to the rest of the list.
Thank you and have a nice day.
GLEN