Sunday, March 30, 2008

M44- MOST RIDICULOUS

THE MOST RIDICULOUS STATEMENTS OF THE MONTH.....
There have been some doozies out there but, such as the Senate and the House vowing to work together,
"We will work together", You all saw how long that lasted, didn't you?
Well here's the latest.... Story Here
There are actually three brainburners in this mess....
(Reyes) (1) "The Senate will not jeopardize the welfare of the public in order to advance political agendas." (Reyes,) (2) "there will be no political grandstanding in the Senate even though the gubernatorial election is only a year away."
Manglona (3) "the Senate is not thinking about politics at this moment."
Boy put that in your pipe and smoke it, this should get you higher then you've ever been. Oh! isn't it a wonderful feeling when the truths come out and all bullshit is put aside.
Oh Happy Day!....
.....GED.....

M43- THE REAL REASON

THEY BLAME THE REPAIRS... NOT SO
Everyone responsible for the power outages, casts the blame on engine repairs ongoing at CUC. But I think the real reason is is exposed in this short snippet of news in Sundays paper....
Here it is... The Story Here
Due to the shortfall, CUC for instance failed to pay for a full 30-day fuel supply last month. Power outages are now occurring partly because CUC is stretching to last for 30 days the 23-day supply that it managed to purchase.
Now you may ask, "Who are the responsible parties wanting to cover their own asses by casting blame and pointing at something that may not be the real culprit? Well you see the vote grubbing legislature combined with the 'we can't do the math' TaoTao Tano, caused the lowering of residential rates below the costs of producing the power, therefore creating this deficit. This is the real reason we're having rolling blackouts, 'stretching a 23 day supply of fuel to last a month'.
That's it! That's the real reason for outages, not ongoing repairs as they may want you to believe. Now the 'we can't do the math either' house, the creators of a budget once every 4 years or so, who we depend on to be 'smart' enough to handle our finances have backpedaled once again. Trying to gloss over blatant mistakes that were so obvious at the time by bullshitting that they had the best interest of the people in mind. We saw this all along, who are they kidding?
Now my question is this, are you OK with this mess? Did they really help you out? Do you think your interest was the reason, or the greedy desire to be re-elected again? You don't need to answer that, we all know the reason without saying...
Enjoy the heat, darkness, inconvenience and loss of business, it's on your 'we can't do the math' leaders.
Thank ya'll so much, legislators, for your insight and competence in the way you run this place....
.....GED.....

M42- ON CONDOMS

MADE JUST FOR GOOD OLE TICKLING AND RIBBING
Condom jokes to fit your strokes....
*It seemed that every time I bought a pack of ribbed condoms it would say on the pack, 'For Her Pleasure'. Then I finally found a pack that said, 'For His Pleasure', It was empty.. by.....GED.....
*A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some? "She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
*"What do a coffin and a condom have in common? They're both filled with stiffs - only some are coming and some are going.
*What do Kodak and condoms have in common? They both capture the moment.
*A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly. The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
*A doctor picks up his phone; "Doctor, you gotta help me, my two year old just swallowed a condom." The doctor grabbed his bag and started to leave when the phone rang again, "Never mind, we found another one."
No glove, no love!
And finally:
The first moment I laid eyes on this girl, my immediate thought was, 'Boy, I'd love to screw her brains out'. This morning, after listening to her for a few minutes, it was apparent I had!
.....GED.....

Saturday, March 29, 2008

M41- A LESSON IN APOLOGIZING

THE "HOW TO'S" OF AN APOLOGY
The Five Steps to a Sincere Apology:
Were you ever in a situation where you felt you needed to offer a true heartfelt apology? Well here is the way to do it and mean it...
JUST SAY..
1- I'm Sorry..

Express Regret: It is an admission of guilt and shame for causing pain to another person. It doesn’t make excuses or attempt to deflect blame.
2- I was wrong..
Accept Responsibility: For many individuals, all they want is to hear the words, “I am wrong.” We have to accept responsibility for our own failures.
3- I''ll make it right..
Make Restitution: You must show strong efforts for making amends. Have a desire to right the wrong-doings committed.
4- I'll never do it again..
Genuinely Repent: One important aspect of genuinely repenting is verbalizing your desire to change. This must be accompanied by a desire to modify behavior to avoid the situation in the future.
5- Please forgive me..
Request Forgiveness: It shows that you realize you’ve done something wrong. Requesting forgiveness also shows that you are willing to put the future in the hands of the offended. Remember that there is a difference between ASKING for forgiveness and DEMANDING forgiveness.
Just follow these 5 simple steps and you will be totally forgiven.
Now have a nice day....
.....GED.....

Friday, March 28, 2008

M40- A CAT IN THE NADS

THIS IS SELF EXPLANATORY
Be aware of your surroundings when fixing the garbage disposal.....
Cat Lover or Not, This is Hysterical!
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife call out to me from the kitchen. 'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.' 'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. 'Reset it yourself!' 'But I'm scared!' she persisted. 'What if it starts going and sucks me in?' There was a meaningful pause and then, 'C'mon, it'll only take you a second. 'So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behaviour as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button.
It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leap at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a 'fight or flight' syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the 'flight' option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold.
When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter...... and not succeeding.
Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was. 'What's the matter?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue?'
If they only knew! Why is it that only the women laugh at this?
.....GED.....

M39- MORE INVISIBLE MONEY

SAVING MONEY THAT ISN'T THERE or NON-EXISTING MONIES
How is it possible to 'save' money that you don't have? The legislature seems to think by not paying for something, they have no money for, that it is saving money. I'll never understand how this works. If they have no money in the first place how is not paying something to be considered saving?
Check this train wreck way of thinking.... Story Here
Yumul Identifies $12.6M in Potential Savings:
Rep. Ray N. Yumul
said the government stands to save at least $12.6 million for the rest of the 2008 Fiscal Year if three recommended courses of action are implemented at once.
Here-in lies the big problem, did these idiots EVER do ANYTHING 'at once'? This will take two or three arguments over Stanley TLC's cooler, a week debate on the venue for the "we're still broke" message, a generator for the legislature, surely they can't work or accomplish anything without that, and 10 or more rescheduling of the session. What did I miss?
The House Way and Means chairman said he and his team of analysts have reviewed and analyzed the governor's recommendations and have come up with the following estimated cost savings that the government would realize if immediately put into action:
1- Reducing employer contribution to the Retirement Fund from 18 percent to 11 percent as requested by the governor. This is estimated to save $6 million on personnel costs;
OK, The government is not paying this now, so how is it saving money by continuing to not pay it? Count back since they stopped paying at all and you will have alot of money saved. Maybe the retirees can collect this non-existing cash for their non-existing retirement payments.
2- Passage of cost-cutting measures through the restoration of nine austerity Fridays ($2 million savings) and suspension of the remaining four non-paid legal holidays ($1.6 million savings) for the remainder of the fiscal year. Total estimated savings on personnel costs amount to at least $3.6 million;
Again there is no money for these salaries and costs, so where are the savings coming from?
And 3- Capping all government expenditures (remaining budget authority of about $105 million for the fiscal year) by prohibiting departments from spending all their allocations. At a minimum, this will save the government at least $3 million.
A-ha: The true form of saving money here, don't pay anything at all, and you will save it all, damn they should'a thought of this before. I want you to tell me how they figure this crap.
The only way I can see any benefit to these schemes is it may keep the 'o7 deficit from being $20 million and reduce it to $8 million, and keep the governor from balancing the budget for the 3rd straight year. What a shame to ruin his perfect balanced budget record. The light at the end of this tunnel is only an oncoming train....
.....GED.....

Thursday, March 27, 2008

M38- BEWARE: KIDS AT PLAY

HOW THE HOUSE OPERATES
It's kid games and crybabies.
No wonder nothing gets done, how can you pass a budget, fix CUC and take care of business when you are fighting over really important things like coolers.
Check this shit out... Story Here
During Wednesday’s session, Benavente saw Torres, R-Saipan, using a blue drink cooler with the inscription “HD 2009.”
Speaker Arnold I. Palacios, R-Saipan, asked the House sergeant-at-arms to take away the blue cooler, but Torres turned it inside out to hide the “HD 2009” logo.
During yesterday’s session, Torres again displayed his “HD 2009” cooler which irritated Benavente, who described his colleague’s behavior as childish.
Now gentlemen I don't mean to sound trivial but I have a solution... Get back to work, throw Stanley TLC* out on his dumb ass until he complies with the rules, you won't miss him anyway, and then do your jobs. See how easy that problem was to solve, do you need more advice?
Send me an e-mail if you have any other serious problems you may need help with, I'll see what I can do about it for you...
Maybe I can help solve the problem you are bickering about, for the venue of the "we're still broke" message to be delivered by the governor. Never mind the bullshit message, just forgetabouttit. We don't need it anyway. We already know we're broke, does he need to rub it in? He has no solutions. Besides, who cares anyway?
.....GED.....
*The Loose Cannon

M37- CNMI TREATED DIFFERENTLY

AS QUESTIONED ON KSPN NEWS
If you watched the news tonight, KSPN questioned why the CNMI was out of the minimum wage freeze and American Samoa was not. The answer maybe hidden here in an anonymous comment, so lets see what that is and why...
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POST M33 Here is the comment...
Anonymous said...
Here's a few things to think about.

1- The national Republican Party issued strict orders to all Republicans not to meet with Fitial or have their pictures taken with him, under penalty of being sanctioned, due to his toxic association with Jack Abramoff and Tom Delay.
2- The GOP also issued a directive that no Republican could oppose the CNMI takeover bill, again under penalty of sanctions, because any opposition to the bill would be seen as Republicans still doing Abramoff/Delay bidding, which could hurt the GOP in an election year.
3- The Military has suspended all plans for any military support on Tinian or prefabrication construction in the NMI, until Fitial is out of office, as punishment for his lobbying against the bill that would get the H workers needed for the base expansion.
4- The CNMI was stripped out of the bill to postpone any further minimum wage increases because Fitial is despised back in D.C.
Way to go Fitial, I guess I never mentioned that the folks in D.C. don't like you and that you were pissing them off. I guess I never mentioned that you might want to try to work with them instead of your bullheaded no, not, never stance. I guess I never mentioned that you won't accomplish anything with your block headed attitude, now did I? I guess they are smart enough not to buy your "it'll ruin the economy", babble when you don't even have an economy. I did hear you say you met the president but didn't get any pictures, now you know why.
Now you are wanting to run for a second term, how much ignorance do you think we can endure? A person with your incompetence should retire on the money you ripped off and let saner heads prevail. We have enjoyed as much of your bullshit as we can stand!
Good Night!
.....GED.....

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

M36- THE OBAMA GIRL

WHAT IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO OBAMA?
Well I'll give you a clue, it isn't his wife, isn't his pastor, and not his experience, It's the gorgeous Obama girl!!!


What a sexy lady! I hope you all don't think of this blog as a negative spot all the time, how about this...
Now this is one sexy lady, don't you agree? Makes Hillary look pale in comparison, doesn't it? In all things there are good with the bad...
This is the good!!!!
Makes me want to vote Obama... NOT!
Would you show that again?
.....GED.....

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

M35- A FIRST, CNMI UNITED

THE COMMUNITY IS FINALLY UNITED
Yes, Ben and Tim have done something no one has ever done before, united the islands... AGAINST THEM!
NMD's, Haole's, Americans, TaoTao Tano, Business Investors, U.S. citizens, the Federal Government, CNMI employees, CNMI govt. pawns, People with educations, Guest workers, Young, Old, Men, Women, Black, White, Brown, Blue, Yellow, and Red, yes, Everyone!.... Everyone is on the same page, a first! All are in agreement!!!
They all agree... Ben and Tim suck!
They don't want them in office, get them outta there, they gotta go! Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Yup everyone hates them! All the people know they are liars, bullshitters and lame ass leaders, if you want to call them leaders. For them to think we will believe 'Better Times' are coming, CUC will be fixed, the economy will rebound if they are re-elected is plain dumb assed stupid. How can they think this without being delusional? Well think again.
Ben and Tim.. The people hate you!.... That's a simple fact, give it up before you embarrass yourselves anymore, and stop being stupid!!!! How do you think suck-up Reyes will spin this?
.....GED.....

M34- NORITA: "GET TOUGH"

WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE ON THIS ONE COMMISSIONER
Norita: "Govt should get tough with recidivists"...
(People who return to a previous pattern of behavior, especially to return to criminal habits.)
Habitual Offenders Are Wasting Govt Resource's:
The government should throw the book at recidivists or habitual offenders because these people are just wasting public resources, according to Department of Public Safety commissioner Claudio K. Norita. Read the Whole Story Here....
Mr. Commissioner,
we have been harping about the 'slap on the wrist' sentences handed out by judges for quiet some time now. You are a breath of fresh air with this opinion. You are right, sock 'um in jail and give them ample time to consider their ignorance and errors.
Norita said he is not favor of making deals or plea agreements with recidivists as these only allow these individuals to avoid jail time. “We should throw the book at these people because they repeat the same crimes." It is an issue that the detectives have brought up to me and it is an issue that we will bring up to the Attorney General and see what we can do about it,” he said.
This should also be pointed out to the judges who let them run with no jail time!
Keep up the good work!
.....GED.....

Monday, March 24, 2008

M33- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

DOES HE REALLY THINK HE'LL BE RE-ELECTED

Is this guy really serious or is it just a really bad early April fools joke, one that isn't very funny in reality, but a real hoot to think about? I won't even bother to bring out the 'bullshit flag'!
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Let's take a look here....
Fitial Wants 4 More Years:
GOVERNOR Benigno R. Fitial, who garnered nearly (only) 28 percent of the votes cast in the four-way race in 2005, yesterday announced that he will seek reelection next year. Fitial, whose winning margin was 84 votes, said this time there will be “better times” — his 2005 campaign promise — once he secures another term.
What the hell is gonna be different this time? Did he get smarter overnight, or plans to do so? Does four years of failure qualify you to be a success the next time? I don't think so!
He believes that he still have the political will and the resources that include international “business connections that would help me and my administration turn the economy around.”
Fitial admitted that the CNMI economy is experiencing a depression and this, he said, is why he and Lt. Gov. Timothy P. Villagomez are running again.
Oh, I get this one, he saved all those 'connections' he had to surprise us all, had the wool pulled over our eyes all this time. Now he will bring out the big buck developers, and make us all look foolish for even doubting him, I get it!
He said he and Villagomez, a former Commonwealth Utilities Corp. executive director, “will cure this CUC crisis.” Fitial said they will privatize CUC.
This is kinda like asking the fox to guard the hen house, the very person responsible for a large part of CUC's problems will now get to fix it. Pure Genius!
“We will not change that plan because we strongly believe that the most viable cure now is to bring in people or companies that are experienced in power plant generation, operation and development,” he added.
Yup, this plan is so successful it shouldn't be changed, CUC is just rolling along, free of any problems, a plan working like this one should never be screwed with!
In his speech before Covenant Party officers and members, Fitial said “the most constant thing in the world is change. So there is bound to be a change in our present economic situation.”
He said among his administration’s “achievements” is keeping the tourism industry in good shape.
Is that the same as "pretty darn good" we heard that before, didn't we? didn't work, now did it? The change he may be referring to is downward, we all know that too.
The CNMI is also developing a new industry — education, he added.
Maybe give a little thought to the local education program too? Ever think of that?
Fitial said more people are beginning to believe in what his administration is doing. “It’s very seldom that they see a governor and a lt. governor having the political will to do what is right. By sticking to this philosophy, the Covenant Party and the people of the commonwealth in general will support me and the lt. governor,” he said.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha,! Who are you kidding??????
It makes pretty sorry fodder to compare one failure to another and call it a success, doesn't it?
If this administration is re-elected all I can say is, it serves you right, you will deserve all you get!
.....GED.....
PS.. You MUST read the comments to this one!

M32- MY VIEW ON DEMOCRATS

THE DOG AND PONY SHOW HAS ARRIVED
Why does it seem the national democratic party in imploding? Here is a group of people wanting to run the country but can't even seem to organize themselves. Now you ask what's wrong, as if you can't see it for yourself...
How do you elect leaders by disenfranchising millions of voters in Florida and Michigan?
The two candidates keep bloodying each others noses, digging dirt, throwing mud and turning voters off.
The current front runner is being lynched by his own pastor. Not good at all..
No one will emerge a clear winner, there will be lots of hurt feelings.
The more this drags on the better the Republicans and future president John McCain look.
McCain is acting presidential, visiting foreign countries, talking to leaders while the Democrats argue which one of them is the best to do so.
During the mid-term elections the Democrats promised everything everyone wanted to hear, haven't done diddly shit yet, won't either. Remember how the Dem's were going to stop the war if they controlled congress, well, did they? bullshitters. Now they want to give up in Iraq, to surrender, arguing who can fuck up faster, just when things are starting to work for the better, another failure in the making. I see this sliding away from any hopes the Dem's have the longer this drags on, and it will drag, all the way to the Democratic convention, and from there to November it will be all bitter and hurt feelings. And, NO, there will NOT be a toofer* ticket.
Watch and wait!
.....GED.....
*Two on one

M31- LEFT-OVER EGGS

FOR YOUR LAST EASTER MESSAGE CLICK HERE:
EASTER EGGS
.....GED.....

Sunday, March 23, 2008

M30- HOW MUCH IS IT

HOW'S THIS FOR A COMPARISON

ALL ABOUT THE B-2 SPIRIT HERE
Recently a B-2 bomber crashed and burned on Guam. The total value of that bomber was 1.2 billion dollars. Let's take a minute to fathom this...
1,000,000,000 (alternately known as one thousand million and/or one billion.
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So let's take this number $1,200,000,000, the bombers cost that was one in a fleet of (21) bombers and we will divide it by the CNMI's annual budget of $160 million to set a comparison.
The math goes like this $1,200,000,000 divided by $160,000,000 = 7.5. The cost of this one bomber could budget the CNMI for 7.5 years. (21 bombers, 157.5 years, or till 2166.)
Also here's another view... At the spending rate of $1 million a month this would take you, yes I said you and you thought you could shop, 1,200 months to spend it all or 100 years....
Makes you feel kinda insufficient doesn't it?
.....GED.....

M29- WHY ASK

SHOULD THESE QUESTIONS EVEN BE ASK?
Here are some FAQ's that we should never need to be ask...
Why do cops always ask some smashed, falling down drunk, "Have you been drinking tonight?" and then to follow it they ask, "How many drinks did you have?"
And the answer always is ... "2 or 3 beers." My question is this, "How do some people get so smashed on 2 or 3 beers?" And haven't the cops heard this before?
Why do polls or surveys have a place to answer, 'no opinion' at the bottom?
If you have 'no opinion' just don't bother to answer. And if you still have 'no opinion' do you think anyone else cares, and needs to know this?
Why is it whenever you lose something, someone will always ask, "Where was the last place you put it?" Don't they think if you knew where the last place was, it wouldn't be lost, and that you wouldn't still be lookkng for it?
On a different note:
Why do they package 10 hotdogs in one pack, and then 8 hotdog buns in one pack? Did you know the first equation that will make the hotdogs and buns equal is 4 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns, requiring you to serve 40 hotdogs to break even.... Now I know you all know this fact but the question remains, Why? Tell me your theory..
Quote for today:
We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
.....GED.....

Saturday, March 22, 2008

M28- COUPL'A GOOD 'UNS

TROLLING FOR GRINS
This should bring out a few....
A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide. He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again. The one armed man asked, "why are you so happy anyway?" He said, "I'm NOT happy .... my ass itches!
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.! He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? 'Heavens no, we bought it.' 'Then why don't you drive it away.' 'We can't drive.' 'Then why did you buy it?' 'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed . . . so we're just waiting.
And last but not least.....
THE FIREFIGHTER:
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
.....GED.....

Friday, March 21, 2008

M27- ANONYMOUS, THANK YOU!

TO ALL THE FACELESS AND FRIGHTENED PEOPLE, I AM GLAD I CAN GIVE YOU A VENUE TO EXPRESS YOURSELVES AND YOUR ANONYMOUS FEELINGS...
Here is the point. Frustrated people need a venue, the best way, as psychiatrist say is, 'to express yourself', or to 'get a load off your chest.' I am not offended by your snide remarks, actually I don't even give a shit!
What better venue then this blog. I don't care if you find me cute, hate the message or hate the messenger. This is a venue for you. I appreciate all of you being able to express yourselves. Post your thoughts, give 'er hell, say what you want, This is for you to say your feelings. I thank you for writing. I will never confront you and your opinions, I'll just give you a place to say them... I will not use comment moderation nor block anonymous comments, this is for you to vent! Thank you all for participating. I can take your shots, can you take mine?
My hope is for the CNMI to be a better place thru your thoughts, ideas, expressions and comments!
.....GED.....

M26- A TWISTED VIEW

CUT OFF YOUR NOSE TO SPITE YOUR FACE
A sick twisted way to look at how to keep the community divided.
Here's the Story...
To use monies belonging to NMI descent to rehabilitate CUC engines is quite not right. I know that it is not right because the stakeholders (customers) for CUC include individuals who are not NMI descent. As such, to spend NMI descent monies on CUC will greatly benefit those individuals who are not NMI descent. This action is wholly contrary to the intent of the CNMI Constitution. This is utterly not right!
Juan I. Tenorio
As Matuis, Saipan
(Former Important Person)
To use federal monies, from U.S. taxpayers for CIP funds, food stamps, school supplies and buses, health vaccines, disaster relief, and many, many more federally funded agencies and assistance programs must be stopped NOW! These funds might benefit everyone, not only people of NMI decent, this may be unfair to someone else, this isn't 'right' I know it isn't! In as much as spending federal funds to rehabilitate CUC this should not be done either, we will use the same reason as stated above, it might benefit everyone and not only 'the special ones'. This just wouldn't be 'right'.
Stop benefiting all the people, help just the select few that are deserving.
What a greedy pig-headed approach to solving problems. It don't surprise me anymore why nothing ever improves here. Stupidity, bigotry, greediness and self serving, the way of rule here.
You would allow all the people here to suffer, including your own, rather then helping solve a problem, and all due to greed and bigotry. Shame on you!
big?ot ?? NOUN:
One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.
And you wonder why there is a web site titled, "Saipan Sucks"....
....GED.....

Thursday, March 20, 2008

M25- IT'S OK NOW

OBAMA NOW SEEMS TO EMBRACE THE FLAG
For a guy who has an eloquent way of bullshitting why he won't wear the symbol of the United States flag on his lapel... "It's what I do and say, It's my actions that speak for me, It's my beliefs not the symbol"... Do you remember all that rhetoric awhile back? Read a post on this subject HERE.
Now it seems important to him while answering questions about the bigot, racist and American hating Pastor Wright, he seems to not be able to get enough U.S. flags behind his ass. The picture shows only a few of a whole row of flags he had on stage in this time of nut busting. Now he's all of a sudden a flag and country lover, when the chips are down. The spiral keeps descending....
.....GED.....

M24- CUC WILL CRASH AND BURN

INCOME MUST EXCEED OUTGO
This is basic simple business economics. Everyone knows this it seems, except our legislature. CUC is presently not on track. With the lowered residential power rates set last fall, just before the elections by some vote grubbing legislators wanting to get reelected, CUC is headed for a disaster. CUC will fold up, completely crash. It's only a matter of time if we stay on this self destructing course.
Note: Story
According to CUC's schedule of electric charges and rates released by the utility agency's Betty Diaz, the 17.6 cents per kWh fuel rate will be implemented due to Public Law 15-94.
If the legislature doesn't set rates of income to equal or exceed the rate of expenses the end is inevitable. CUC will self destruct. You don't have to have a math degree to figure this out, it's just amazing our government can't fathom this simple fact.
This is not a swing in the dark at a prediction of the future, but a clear and definite fact.
Under the present modus operandi it will fail. It's as simple as that...
.....GED.....

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

M23- INVISIBLE MONEY

SPENDING MONEY THAT ISN'T THERE
Another Stanley TLC* Torres brain fart.
Here is what Ill be talking about..... The Story Here
According to Torres, the government is short of revenue hence the House is still trying to find a “balance” between helping CUC get funding for its fuel subsidy and lessening the burden on customers paying high power rates.
So far all is well and good. We recognize the government is short of money. Maybe we should just say it's 'flat ass broke' and getting even deeper in the hole.
Torres said some members of the House are looking into reducing the tax rebates.
However, he admitted that some private individuals will be against it since there are many who have not yet received their refunds from the government for some time.

Let's look at this brain damaged idea:
There is no money to pay rebates. Are we together on this? Now the idea is to take this non- existing money and use it to support CUC. Tell me how that works, so maybe you and I can use this kind of funds to pay our utility bills too. Let's take the I.O.U.'s from the government tax returns and present these worthless items to CUC to pay our power bills. Should work the same way, don't ya think?
What do these numb-nuts think about all day? Are they 'high'? Taking non-existing money from tax rebates and supporting CUC with it, probably will buy us some non-existing power!
I suggest they also use the same non-existing rebate funds to buy the generator and parking lot the legislature so badly needs.
On the other hand if there IS money for tax rebates, then pay the rebates! What are you waiting for? Interest to collect on the millions of dollars sitting there with no intended purpose?
He added, “We want to help CUC buy a new engine to put an end to these frequent power outages due to its malfunctioning power engines.”
The broke helping the 'brokest', what a novel idea!
.....GED.....
*The Loose Cannon

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

M22- JUST MY OPINION

IT'LL RUIN THE ECONOMY
This is the constant cry for everyone against anything. Raise the wages .50 cents, "it'll ruin the economy". Federalization taking over a failed labor and immigration department, "it'll ruin the economy".
Federal labor laws replacing slave labor laws, "it'll ruin the economy".
Now here's how I see it.
First there is no viable economy to be ruined, they have already done a complete and thorough job with that already, and a 'darn good one' at that. So throw out that lame ass excuse I don't buy it, Do you?
The real reasons, as I see it, is that the governor is afraid of losing his power, his thumb over all the 'little' people. He will lose control in making little self serving deals with new investors. He will lose his kiss my ass or lose your job position, a feeling of grandiose, I guess. He will lose the secrecy he is allotted when he wants to bullshit about what he wants you to believe. Having federal agents hanging around who may see through all this greed of power might get in his way, tell on him, someone that can't be squashed or threatened.
The real reason is not the economy, but greed and power.
Simple as that, all in a nut shell.
.....GED.....

Monday, March 17, 2008

1021- ONE YEAR OF GLEND558

TODAY WE HAVE POSTED FOR 366 DAYS, ONE LEAP YEAR
It's been a fun ride, lots of subjects came and went, lots of comments and pictures shared and many ideas argued and discussed. I hope you all have had as much fun as I did. Thank you all for sharing and contributing to this blog. No, this is not the end but the beginning of another year, so keep on reading, commenting and for sure, grinning..
My thoughts for today:
AM I A GOOD AMERICAN OR A BAD ONE?
MAYBE I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am
the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, John McCain, John Force, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....
And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I am a BAD American.
.....GED.....

Sunday, March 16, 2008

M20- NO MORE RULES

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW IN CHARGE, TRASHING THE TRASH OPERATION
A good friend of mine
'Mike' used to work for the independent landfill company who was hired by the Babauta administration to manage the daily operations of the Marpi landfill, shown here.
Having this close friend in charge I had privy to a lot more information about how a landfill should be operated then I really needed to know. One thing that he was adamant about was the strict rules set to control exposed garbage.
Rule # 1 was to be strictly followed:
All exposed garbage shall be covered at the end of every day and shall be covered with a minimum of 6" of soil.
This was required for a number of reasons, to control flies, keep odor down, eliminate fire hazards, keep it from blowing away and in general keep it sanitary and neat.
Then the Fitial administration came into power and took over the daily operations of the landfill, run by DPW. So now it seems all the rules are out the window. As you can see here, this picture was taken on a Saturday afternoon, and there surely won't be any operations until Monday morning, and no soil would probably be spread any sooner than Mon. PM. Also the amount of exposed trash is not one day of accumulation but probably a weeks worth or more.
This garbage has not been covered for many days and who knows when it will be covered? So where are the rules about covering the trash daily? I guess they feel the rules are no longer needed as you can see by the amount of uncovered and exposed trash in the picture.
This is unacceptable, but why be surprised, that's how things work here.
Is there a functioning DEQ, or an EPA office to check this out? Or will this be overlooked?
.....GED.....

Saturday, March 15, 2008

M19- ASHLEY 'KRISTEN' DUPREE FOR PRES.

DID YOU HEAR OBAMA TRYING TO COVER HIS ASS?
He says: I never heard anything like what he said.
I didn't know.
I wasn't there.
I didn't know he was like that.
I never heard what he was saying.
Didn't say that shit when I was there...
.
Now total lies and bullshit follows:
If this guy, Obama, has no idea, never heard his pastors bigoted rants, don't know what he is preaching, then he is a deaf and dumb moron. This only confirms, to me, just what a simpleton he is. How can you be a member of a church for 20 years and not know what the pastor preaches.
He, (Obama) says, "he's like a bad uncle, yes, that's an excuse he used, well you don't get to pick your uncles, but you do get to pick your pastor, don't you?
If this guy is so naive he should NEVER be the president of the USA. This is a downward spiral to his defeat...
Now this guy, Wright has me riled up, I never used the N word in forty years, but this guy drew it out. And I guess my vengeance will came out on Obama.
Do you remember the ad Hillary put out about what if there was a national emergency at 3:00AM who would you want to pick up the phone? Remember that? A call comes to the White House and the message is, "There is a nuclear missile from North Korea heading for the Marianas Islands.".. Well Hillary would respond, "Bill it's for you." Now Obama would say, "Who is it? I haven't been paying attention for 20 years, I have no idea who it it and what they might be saying... Is that what you want from your president. DUH!
A real bad case of the dumb ass, I'll say. There is no excuse for this ignorance, You all just listen, you'll hear it... See post below...
.....GED.....

M18- OBAMA GOTTA GO

OBAMA IS NOT SUITABLE TO BE THE U.S. PRESIDENT
Have you heard the soul mentor of Obama? The pastor of his church, nigger Jeremiah Wright, where Obama has been a member for 20 years? This guy is so filled with hate of the U.S. a blatant racist and a really radical bigot. All you have to do is listen to him rant, it's all over the news, and you will see just what I mean. No one associated with this bigot should even be in the U.S. senate yet alone the President of the greatest nation in the world, the USA.
I had no use for Hillary Clinton until I heard this nigger preacher, now I'll take her over Obama any day. Obama is shit in my book. This is the end of a run to run the country. It also makes me understand the reason for his wife saying what she did a few weeks ago. His wife stated, after Obama won in some primaries that, " This is the first time in my life that I've been proud of my country". After listing to bigot Jeremiah Wright it's a wonder she is ever proud of her country. Listing to that radical shit that spews out of his mouth would warp any ones sense of patriotism. This nigger has poisoned her mind!
Now you might say, why do you use that word, 'nigger', well pastor Jeremiah Wright uses it himself, so I guess I can too. He said this.. "Hillary Clinton was never called a nigger... So how does she know... This country is run by rich white folks..."
If you don't want to be called a nigger, don't use it yourself!
Obama has lost all of any respect I ever had for him.
Some of Wrights rants:
America developed 'aids' to kill blacks.
Pearl Harbor was a conspiracy, we knew the attack was coming.
911 was orchestrated by the U.S. It's our fault.
Calls the U.S. the UKKKS of America.
He says God Damn America, instead of God Bless America.
And in a 2003 sermon, Wright said of America's treatment of African-Americans: "The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people." "God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human." " God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme."
Go John McCain you can whoop this radically taught democrat, Obama!...
.....GED.....
P.S. To all you respectful African Americans out there, Call this nigger out!! He's only taking you down!

Friday, March 14, 2008

M17- GET THIS ONE

HERE IS SOMETHING TO BAFFLE YOUR MIND, MAKE YOU MUTTER
It will make you do it over, you can't figure it out, You'll go away confused....
Try this by clicking here...
Don't ask me, I can't figure it out either, yet....
If you can solve how this works please let me know...
.....GED.....
PS. I've got it... How about you? Can you figure this out?

M16- IT'S NOT A GUN

IT'S THE PRICE OF RICE
It's never ending!
The Story Here
We used to buy a 50-lbs sack of rice for $21.99. These days, we buy it for $23.99-a hefty $2 increase in just a month's time. (Saipan Resident)

Han Nam Market, which used to sell 50-lbs Golden Phoenix rice for $19.95 each, had also raised its price to $23.95 early last month. Store manager Mr. Ju said they've just received another notice from their wholesaler informing them that the price of rice will once again increase in its upcoming shipment. “So it's better if you buy rice now because the price will rise again this coming container,” Ju said.
So it's going up again, next month, is this taken into consideration by the anti-wage increase proponents? Or they looking the other way, again?
Lets take a look at some of the relationships between wages and prices...
We'll start here with Minimum Wage before deductions...
$3.55 per hour. $28.40 per day . $142.00 per week.
So staying with a 50 lb bag of rice = 1 days pay.
14 gal of gas = 2 days pay.
A $14.00 meal for 2 at the 360 = 1 days pay. Total so far 4 days.
Now we have got a bag of rice, 3/4 tank of gas and 2 '360' meals. Toodle looo.
Now we have the last day for food, power, rent, clothing, taxes, and many, many more expenses. How is this suppose to work...It's simple, IT DON'T! Never did, never will!
So happy day.
.....GED.....

M15- MUST READS

CAN YOU TELL I'M BORED?

THERE IS A BOOK HERE FOR EVERYONE
Are you tired of budget issues? Sick of the minimum wage argument?
Money to tight to go out? Then read a book!

One of these books will be appropriate for someone you know. All you have to decide to do is pick a book and read it... then send it to a person who deserves it the most...
I think I'll send the one on aging to Tamara, as she was lamenting her poor body... the beer drinking one I'll dedicate to Jeff who is learning to drink beer like men do. Horton Hires a Ho.. is just the one for Angelo, since his sweetie pie left... My foot in your ass, for the Anon writer who likes Lil's picture better than mine....
And last but not least for Brads future kids, Daddy Ran Off With a Whore...... Now don't feel left out if I missed you, there are more books.... Click on pic's to enlarge...
.....GED.....

Thursday, March 13, 2008

M14- WORKING DIAGRAM

BELOW IS A SCHEMATIC OF THE AESystem
This is simple in design and should last for many years. The concept is simple, hot water out = hot water in, no need for electricity to be used in the heating process.
More research tells me that 25% of your power bill is for heating hot water in the average household. So check your bill and deduct 25%, that would be your savings each month. Now take the cost of an AESystem ($1,000 to $1,200) and divide that by the 25% taken from your bill. This is how many months it would take to pay the initial investment.
Example: Your bill is $400 X 25% = $100. Therefore if you spend $1,200 on the AESystem it will be paid in 12 months, and you will have 9 or more years of operation with out any costs.
You figure...


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

M13- SUNNY NEWS

IT'S NOW FINISHED, HERE COMES THE SUN
ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SYSTEMS
GED Enterprises is introducing a solar hot water package for residential and commercial applications. Designed to drastically reduce your power bill for heating hot water and keep electrical costs down.
A home package will cost right at $1,000.00 complete, installed and working. So you do the math.. If you are paying $80.00 to $90.00 per month for water heating you will recoup your costs in just one year. This heater will last a good 10 or more years so go figure.
Commercial units will be custom designed and will start at about $2,500.00 to $3,000.00.
I just completed a proposal for 22 washing machine units and that figured at around $2,700.00.
Again think of the savings over a 10+ years of no power costs for hot water after the initial investment.
The concept is very simple. We run tap water through a series of pipes which is heated by the good ole sun, free of course. This preheated water is then sent into the 'in' connection on your water heater. So anytime you say, take a shower and draw water from the heater, hot water is replacing the water being drawn out. This will eliminate the heater coils from energizing and your power meter from spinning. A novel idea, the sun heats the water instead of electricity.
Should we get some cool cloudy or sunless days your heater will work just as it always did therefore you will never miss having hot water.... Simple!
One other added benefit for home and business owners... Imagine the additional amount of value added to your property. If you should decide to sell your property, the simple fact that you can mention there is a built in solar heater will increase the value many more times than what you initially paid for it...
So if you were wondered why I wasn't posting much I've been busy engineering this project. All is now ready to go on the road. If you want more details contact me by E-Mail. glendout@yahoo.com or leave a 'comment'.
Think about it...
.....GED.....

Monday, March 10, 2008

M12- USA OR SSA

HOW WOULD THIS WORK
Is it the United States of America or the Seperate States of America?
Why is it
when the people of the NMD can't find work or opportunities to advance to a higher standard of living for themselves and their families here, they always seek out the better standards of work, living, schools, the chance to own their own homes and businesses is in the USA, the US Mainland, Hawaii or Guam. Can't make it here? go to greener pastures, where you will be welcome as fellow US citizens with all the benefits and opportunities afforded to everyone else there equally.
No, you don't go to the SSA (Separate States of America) Where only the people from, lets say Nevada, for an example, can own a house or property there, can only be admitted to a collage as a foreigner and pay penalties through higher fees then Nevadans. The only job opportunities there were minimum wage jobs for 'outsiders' all good jobs went to ND's and land ownership was only to ND's, and you are only allowed to lease your home. How about if the golf fees would be $50 dollars for ND's and the 'foreigners', the NMD's would pay triple. Would you like that?
How would the United States work if it wasn't, well, united? If every single state operated as the CNMI and the MND's do now, nothing would be in harmony. People from New Jersey would have no business ownership opportunities in New York, nor could a high school graduate from Pennsylvania go to school in Ohio. People living in Michigan couldn't buy a winter home in Florida or a retiree from Minnesota move to live in Arizona. How messed up would that be?
How 'bout a terrorist strikes in New York and only New Yorkers would go to fight back? Would this be a united states? or a separate states?
Do you go to the US and find out after you are settled in and the living is good, the laws change and you are forced to go home for six months just so you won't be part of the community where you are living and working. Yes, living with your family, with your kids in school and your mortgage about to be paid off in the next ten years, (although that isn't a problem here) and suddenly a new law kicks you out, alienates you from your community, that would suck wouldn't it? Do you live there under the threat that every time a different governor is elected your stability is compromised and you could lose your job or a new labor official would deem you not qualified to work there and send you back to the CNMI? A kick in the ass, yes?
Would you like to be treated in the US, as you are now, 'united' or would you like to be treated as people are here,'separately' as anyone other than a NMD is here? Shouldn't things be equal on both sides and be 'united' and treated equally? or as the case is here, 'separate' and treated differently. No, it's not the SSA, its the USA and as long as any entity such as the CNMI wants to be 'separate' and operate differently, things will not work for them as it works for us.
Be wholly a part of the US and act like you are, or do nothing at all and go it alone, you can't sit on the fence. As someone once said,"you are either with us or you are against us," there is no middle road. You oppose federalization yet hold out your hands for assistance every time you can't make it yourselves. You don't want people to receive a livable wage , yet you want to be given all the perks and to live as US mainlanders. You don't pay taxes to the US, yet you want US passports and benefits. You are protected around the clock by the mighty US military yet you don't want them to practice here. (FDM and Crisostimo plan). Is it the cake and eat it too theory?
Now I'm not telling you what you should do but rather what you should think about...
That's all.....
.....GED.....

M11- BLOND AND IT SHOWS

SHE HAD IT RIGHT
For your grin today....
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and then we asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.”
She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but she claimed that this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked '”is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said,
'Of course, it’s right there.
'If you're not sure what a 710 is click here <http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg>
Now what else can really be said?
.....GED.....

Sunday, March 9, 2008

M10- THEY DID IT

BRILLIANT INDEED
They have finally figured a way to lower the power rates.
It is such a brainstorm and it was sitting right under our noses all this time and we all were to ignorant to even see it. Why, of course, this will work, I can't believe I never thought of this, nor anyone else for that matter...
IF the plan to lower the power rates and increase the water bill pushes through, consumers will end up paying the same amount of utility expenses every month, according to Rep. Francisco S. Dela Cruz, Covenant-Saipan.
Yesirree, Bob, You got it, it is such a simple plan, to lower the power rates and save lots of money on electricity, just raise the water rates. Yup, you got it
He was asked to comment on the proposal made by Rep. Victor B. Hocog, Ind.-Rota and chairman of the House subcommittee on utilities. “It doesn’t make sense."
But Dela Cruz said he is willing to make Hocog’s proposal “work.”
There is a guy after my own heart, "it doesn't make sense" but I'll jump in it up to my armpits, like a pig in shit, and go to work on it!
Dela Cruz said there has been a “positive response” from the consumers.
I'll bet everyone else thinks this is a 'durn good ideer' too. How could an amazingly profound plan like this not work?
Since the implementation of the law although CUC is still in the progress of finding ways to accommodate the new setup.
Lets all go gang bang on this fix-it-all notion, that will divert attention from the other shit that don't work around here either, a great idea like this one must be in the news.
I couldn't have done it any better myself.
.....GED.....

Saturday, March 8, 2008

M9- IS HE FINISHED

RON PAUL MAY GET OUT
Is he really going to quit? Ron Paul hints he may be dropping out of the republican presidential race for the White House. He will be sadly missed. Not! Hell, I didn't even know he was still running, completely forgot about him, yup, I did.
The latest news....
WASHINGTON - GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul is hinting to supporters that he is ending his long-shot campaign for the presidency.
The Texas Republican congressman addressed supporters in a 7 1/2-minute video on his campaign Web site Thursday night and did not specifically say he was quitting the race.
He said that although victory in the conventional political sense is not available in the presidential race, many victories have been achieved due to the hard work and enthusiasm of his supporters.
So does this mean he will drop out soon? I think it's probably a good bet. Even though the nomination is sewn up he has still been hanging in there. Maybe were seeing the beginning of the end....
.....GED.....

Friday, March 7, 2008

M8- IT WAS A BIRDIE, NOT

GOLFER SHOOTS BIRDIE, NO, A HAWK
Now I"ve heard of shooting a birdie, thousands of golfers have done that. Then there is shooting an eagle, hundreds of golfers have done that. A birdie is 1 under par, an eagle is 2 under par, so what is a hawk 1-1/2 under par? Well this golfer shot a 'hawk'.
Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour faces charges for killing hawk.
Brilliant 9 iron shot, guess you would call it a birdie? no, maybe an eagle? no, a hawk! Should have used the shot for a hole-in-one competition. To bad it ended this way.
Golf Gallery ORLANDO, Fla. (AP)—
An animal rights group wants the PGA Tour to take action against player Tripp Isenhour, facing charges for hitting a hawk with a golf shot because it was making noise as he videotaped a TV show. Isenhour was charged Wednesday with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird, misdemeanors that carry a maximum penalty of 14 months in jail and $1,500 in fines.
Isenhour, playing the Nationwide Tour this season after losing his PGA Tour card last year, apologized in a statement released Thursday and said he was only trying to scare the hawk away. The 39-year-old player, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, became angry while filming “Shoot Like A Pro” on Dec. 12 at the Grand Cypress Golf Club—his home course—when a squawking red-shouldered hawk forced another take. He got in his golf cart and drove closer to the bird, then 300 yards away, and starting hitting balls at it. The bird didn’t move and Isenhour gave up and drove away. Isenhour started again when the hawk moved within about 75 yards, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer Brian Baine indicated in a report.
Isenhour allegedly said, “I’ll get him now,” and aimed for the hawk. “About the sixth ball came very near the bird’s head, and (Isenhour) was very excited that it was so close,” Baine wrote. A few shots later, witnesses said he hit the hawk. The bird, protected as a migratory species, fell to the ground bleeding from both nostrils. “As soon as this happened, I was mortified and extremely upset and continue to be upset,” Isenhour said in a statement issued through his management company, SFX Golf. “I want to let everyone know there was neither any malice nor deliberate intent whatsoever to hit or harm the hawk. I was trying to simply scare it into flying away.”
Who would ever thought that a golfer could hit the hawk yet alone kill it? What a travesty....
Must be the shot of the day.... Bet you can't do that again in your life...
.....GED.....

M7- TWISTER DISASTER

A TWISTER WAS COMING, EVERYONE PREPARED


In DeLand, Florida the twister was approaching fast, everyone did what they had to do. The twister arrived and passed after a few minutes of severe damage and confusion. Everyone was reduced into a tangled mess, all clothing was lost as the twister took its toll.

I managed to get a few pictures during and immediately after the twister was over. To see the tangled carnage please view the snapshots.. click below.
All your support and aid will be welcome to help avert this calamity again, no, going there to help in person will not be needed.
WARNING: not suitable for all family members, nor the weak of heart..
.....GED.....

M6- BORROWERS PIG PEN

THE PLACE TO GET A LOAN.. IS THE PLACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY IT BACK...
What a way to run a business, any other private business would be gone by now. So the question is... Who is taking these losses? Where does CDA get their money to lend out, ( or should I say give away)? They must print it to be able to operate at such a horrific loss.
The Story here...
A Snippet here...
As of Dec. 31, 2007, about 63 percent of the Commonwealth Development Authority's direct loans were in delinquent status. This translates to about $15.76 million in loans that are in default. According to a report compiled by acting executive director Oscar Camacho, the 63 percent does not include other outstanding balances such as the debt relief program, judgment, bankruptcy, buybacks, and matured loans. If factored into the equation, this will boost the delinquency rate to 80 percent. The CDA had loaned out a total of $36.275 million by end of December last year. Of the 194 total number of borrowers, 179 are delinquent. The report stated that, by just looking at the numbers, it would seem as if 92 percent of CDA borrowers are delinquent and 80 percent of the amount loaned out is delinquent.
Is there any other way to look at a lending institution THEN by the numbers? Do these poor judgment lenders use pictures too. This is a travesty of stupidity and ignorance all in one befuddled mess. Jeezzzzuss!
Now I'll go out on a limb and guess (bet) that the majority of the delinquents are, were or are wannabe politicians, whats your best bet? Don't take this one I'll win for sure...
Unbelievable!!!!
.....GED.....

Thursday, March 6, 2008

M5- XTERRA RACE

AID STATION INFORMATION
Hello Skaters and Friends!
Here are the details for the
X-Terra Race this weekend, March 8:
I-Sk8 Support/Aid Station is located near the Old Public Lands building (actually it is the parking lot for the Old Rev and Tax) that is the end of the paved road before you get on the Mt. Topuchau road.
This would be a water station.
You only need to be there, we will provide ice chests with water in them.
I think we should be there around 6, but I will get more details Friday afternoon when I check in with the event coordinator.
X-terra will also provide sandwiches for volunteers.
Deirdre will go to the American Memorial Park at around 6am to pick up your sandwiches and t-shirts (unless you have your own T-shirts in which case we will give you X-TERRA hats).
Scott will be making a shuttle/pick-up available:
5:30 AM from the Civic Center Bball court
6 AM from Garapan/Memorial Park Museum lot.
Tanapag & North will be picked up after that... Stand by, we may find another driver!
U can text or call: 483-1925
This can be a sweet spot for some scenic skate footage! Bring your Cameras and Videos...
And let's win the best spirit again, so don't forget to pay attention to the water station!!!
(The Following weekend we have another support station, this time on beach road near Garapan, for the Taga Man Race! March 15)
I am trying to get a link for more race information...Stay tuned...
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M4- HE'S IN, HE'S READY, HE'S ABLE

JOHN McCAIN WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The beginning has ended and the end is beginning.
John McCain has just clinched the republican nomination, and is preparing for the final run to the White House. Given the next several months to organize his troops and strategies he will defeat the eventual winning democratic candidate who will be continuing to blacken each others eyes during the same period of time. Every time the Democratic candidates swing at each other and dig into each others dirt, McCain will be smiling and polishing his weapons, readying to take on the eventual winner of the Democratic war. It won't matter which opponent wins, McCain will kick their ass. No one even measures up to the records and qualifications of McCain, not even close. I guess I'll be ask to explain this in far more details in the future, but enough for now..
A news snippet...
John McCain swept all four states voting Tuesday and clinched the GOP nomination, leading Mike Huckabee to drop out of the race. With his victories, McCain reached the 1,191 delegates needed to ensure he becomes his party’s nominee.
Bring 'um on, watch 'um drop.
This is NOT a paid political announcement and is NOT approved by anyone!
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

M3- FRIENDS AND MORTALITY

I'LL MISS YOU WHEN YOUR GONE, BUDDY
Losing a friend:
This is a very touching story about life and death, and the friends that we have.
It's certain to stir your heart, to touch your soul.
It'll bring out that feeling of mortality, so therefore my friend, let me say it now, before it's forever to late, I'll sure miss you when you're gone.
This is a message I just had to share with my closest friends....
Hey...Peeeeete, Pete where are you?
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M2- SEXAPUS?

WHAT IS A 'SEXAPUS' OR A 'HEXAPUS'
They call it hexapus, I believe it should be sexapus.
By definition a 'hex' means six angles as in a hexagon. A 'sex' means six members as in a sextet. What do you think it should be called, knowing the meanings of the prefixes...
Greek hexagnos: having six angles.
Sextet: A group of six.
(CNN) --
English marine experts have laid their hands on an octopus that's missing two of its own: a six-limbed creature that they have dubbed 'hexapus.'
Henry the 'hexapus' photographed by staff at Blackpool's Sea Life Centre, in northwest England. Ordinarily, octopodes have eight arms and legs. And should they lose one or more in an accident, they can grow the limbs back.
Which is what makes 'Henry' -- as staffers at Blackpool Sea Life Centre in northwest England have dubbed their find -- so unique. His missing limbs stem from a birth defect.
"If you look closer between the legs, there's webbing that attaches each of the arms together," John Filmer of the Sea Life Centre told CNN Tuesday. "You'd assume if he'd lost one of his legs in an accident, there would be space for an arm to grow back. "But there's no space for two extra legs to grow back. That's just how he is."
Sexapus or Hexapus???? You decide...
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

M1- BRAIN FARTS

WEIRD ODDS AND ENDS
The new tourist attraction on Saipan. Things to do on Saipan. When you run out of places to go and things to do, here is an innovative activity to keep you busy.
The new MVA T-Shirt
I vacationed on Saipan and all I got was this bag of trash... INSPIRED. See photo.....
Ron Kramis of Bellingham, Washington picks up trash along the road headed to Capital Hill yesterday morning. Kramis, is visiting the island for the third time with his wife.

BRAIN FARTS:
SOME SHOCKING BRAIN FARTS
Who woudda guessed this, without this educated and profound explanation?
Power Outage Blamed on ‘Electrical Problems’
THE island experienced another series of power outages yesterday, this time due to “electrical problems.” DUH!
ARE THE DUMB GETTING DUMBER?
Reyes: Crisostimo’s FDM Resolution May Not Be Good For NMI
"C".. Maybe settle for just renaming the place, that seems to keep you sucking on a tit and therefore, keeping you quiet!
SENATOR Luis P. Crisostimo has asked the U.S. Agency for Toxic and Substances and Disease Registry to conduct a public health assessment on Farallon de Mendinilla. “The people of CNMI are extremely concerned that the artillery littering the island has become a significant public health hazard,” he said. “Toxic substance released by the bombs have contaminated the soil and surrounding waters causing damage to wildlife, fish and coral on and around FDM.”
Why,.... Are the local residents getting sick? Are you lost with nothing else to do? Can't think of a new name? Budget process to easy, leaving you bored? Just like to make stupid sounds? Is there competition for poker machines there?
Senate President Pete P. Reyes says this may only create “problems” for the CNMI.
He said Crisostimo’s letter may harm the economy of the Mariana islands, more so now that the military is preparing to increase its presence on Guam.
Crisostimo.... A challenge to you... Show me the facts....
Show me the research you have done to confirm your statements, lets see the facts you have collected, show me signatures against this action. Show me your polls. Show test results from scientific studies to prove your accusations. I think you have no way to confirm your blatant bullshit, no one gives a shit, especially when they can't even afford gas and pay power bills. If there is any truths to your last statement publish it in the paper, to do less or not to produce these facts will prove they are only your imaginary brain farts and will confirm that you are full of crap. So we're waiting to see the reports. Show reports and facts or be considered a bullshitter.....
We're waiting... We're watching!
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