Monday, March 3, 2008

999- OOP'S

DAMN, DID I EVER PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH
It was party time, though!
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies watching and cheering, while your partner whipped my butt and stuck a dildo up my ass?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Sound familiar, Well if it does, DON"T ADMIT IT!
.....GED.....

3 comments:

bigsoxfan said...

Not bad at all. Can't wait for the big 1,000. If it isn't too late, I have a clip picture of a penguin shooting boop in a horizontal stream to the evident delight of an onlooker.

Your blog, gives me a good reason to wake up in the morning. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Glen, you are the only blogger in Saipan still on the track with Lil!

The protectionist blogs are dead.

Dr. Rononomics

teacher said...

loved it