536- A PLAY ON WORDS

THE MEANINGS OF SOME WORDS...

We took a little time to bring out some of the underlying alternative definitions of certain words.
Here is a condensed list.......
ANTI-CLIMAX: Bore-gasm.
GALIC: Irish lesbian.
CORPORATE VIRGIN: New girl in the office.
DESPERATE STRAIGHTS: Sex-starved heterosexuals.
LUBRICATED CONDOMS: Bedroom slippers.
MONOLOGUE: A discussion between man and wife.
PARENTS: Couples who practice the Rhythm Method.
PIMP: Nookie Bookie.
RED RIDING HOOD: A Russian condom.
SELF-DECEPTION: Faking an organism during masturbation.
SITTING PRETTY: Sitting Bull's gay brother. (my favorite)
TEAR JERKER: A bloke who cries while wanking.
VIRGIN SQUAW: Wouldn't Indian.
VIRGIN: Any hill-billy girl who can outrun her brothers.
So there is your phonics lesson for today!
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