Tuesday, August 21, 2007

507- DUMB JOKES

A FEW IDIOTIC JOKES FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
Some real corn etc.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?... Put up a "Bingo" sign.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?... One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is to carry groceries.
Have you heard about the new sub sandwich being sold at a national foodchain?... It's called the O.J. It's full of bologna, tough to swallow and the stupid people are still buying it!
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?... Money.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."The other hooks his thumb behind him says, "Dog shit, 20 feet back."
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years beforethe Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous, "said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?" Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Land mines."
Have a very nice day! .....GED.....