Well here are some doozies, they are also kinda humorous as accidents may be.....
Incidents with Pedestrians: The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault, as he had been run over before.
I miss judged a lady crossing the street. She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.
Have you heard any good 'uns lately? Let me hear them here.