Friday, August 3, 2007


Redneck colors, Red, White and Blue. Red is for the redneck, White is for white trash and Blue is for blue collars. So how do you tell if you are a redneck? Here are some signs..Signs You Might Be A Redneck: You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it...................... So there you have it. If any of these dang things relate you, you could be a redneck... .....GED.....

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