<--- EVEN JACK SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THIS HOLE You never can tell what may go first, will it be the eyes, hearing or the memory? A golf story.....
Bad Eyesight: "How was your game today, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting it pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's 80 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's still got perfect eyesight. He could watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Did you see where it went?" asked Jack. "Yup, sure did" Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. Scott thinks for a second then replies, "I can't remember." Sounds like they will need a third member to play this game. .....GED.....
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