THIS IS THE FIRST RULE IN A SET OF THREE.. YOU MUST FOLLOW THEM ALLTO NOT FOLLOW THIS SET OF SIMPLE RULES LESSENS YOUR RESPECT IN A REAL MANS WORLD. SO BE SURE TO TAKE CAREFUL NOTE OF THEM ALL.
IF YOU IGNORE THESE RULES YOU WILL BECOME KNOWN AS A LITTLE WEIRD PERVERTED SOT.
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RULES CONCERNING UPSKIRT FLASHESA woman in a short skirt bends in such a way as to reveal her underwear. You are allowed to look under these guidelines.
1. You aren't standing next to your girlfriend.
2. She isn't standing next to her boyfriend who is larger than you.
3. You don't stare.
4. You don't drool.
5. You don't mumble phrases like "mmm baby", "oh yeah", "come to papa", or "gotta get me some of that."
6. You aren't 30 plus years older than her.
7. You don't take a picture.
8. It has been more than 16 hours since you have had sex with another person.
9. It has been more than 4 hours since you have had sex with yourself.
10. You don't immediately describe in vivid, lurid detail what you saw to another guy.
11. You don't keep a journal of the women who's underwear you have seen.
12. You are admiring her form and not wondering what you'd look like in her underwear.
13. You immediately find a flaw with her so if you are ever scanned by telepathy you can honestly say you were just critically assessing her traits as a human being.
14. You do not go abuse yourself, as punishment for being observant.
There, you have the rules. To do otherwise will cause you to be known as a little weird.
.....GED.....
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