WHETHER YOU DRINK 'UM, CHUG 'UM, SLAM 'UM OR POUND 'UM IT ALL COMES TO ONE HEAD..YOURSAnd that can spell trouble, but one fact remains, and it will never change, you will get drunk, shitfaced drunk. Now here is the rest of the story.........
A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good Samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times. They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband! "The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?".....
A cop pulls over a car and asks the driver why he isn't wearing his seat belt. The driver says: "Officer, I always wear my seat belt. I must have just forgotten."The man's wife says: "Aw come on honey! You never wear your seat belt! "To which the husband replies: "Shut up you old cow! "So the cop asks: "Does he always yell at you like that?" To which she replies: "Only when he's drunk!" ...... Couldn't have said it any better myself... .....GED.........
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