523- LIGHT BULBS

WE HAVE ALL HEARD ABOUT THE LIGHT BULB AND THE COMPLICATIONS THAT ARISE BY HAVING TO SCREW A NEW ONE IN

Well here are a few ways some other people have met the challenge, though many needed some help from others. Here's how this group of people managed to solve this dilemma.
THE LIGHTBULB CHALLENGE:
Q: How many Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight... B: One, but 500 auditioned for the part.
Q: How many Atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: None. Atheists can't see the light anyway.
Q: How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: 1. She stands on the ladder and waits for the world to revolve aroundher.
Q: How many Bureaucrats/civil servants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...

A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done by some one else, the other to watch.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: None, they only screw the poor.
Q: How many Hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: Two, but they have to be very small to get inside.
Q: How many firefighters does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: Three-one to do it and two to cut a hole through the roof.
Q: How many Folk musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: Four - One to change the bulb, and three to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: None, lawyers only screw us.
Q: How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Just how do you screw in a light bulb? let me know, below.
.....GED....