532- ORDER IN THE COURT

HERE ARE A FEW LINES UTTERED IN A COURT OF LAW
These things were actually stated and recorded by court reporters.
Q: Are you sexually active?...
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?...
A: July 15th. Q: What year?...
A: Every year.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?... A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?... A: Thirty- eight years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?... A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy." Q: And why did that upset you?... A: My name is Susan.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?...
A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at the time?
The lighter side of a courtroom.
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