452- YOU'VE GOT MAIL

WELL YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME TOO
Sometimes the little trivial things in life seem to confuse even the most seemly normal people, people who sometimes don't grasp the "real" reality of daily things. Oft confused by small minor directions these people can be relegated to a life of confusion, and disarray, as depicted in the following anecdote: A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." But there is never any there! .... So be it, but for the diligence of my teachers, there go I. Whats in your mailbox? .....GED.....