486- SERIOUS RESEARCH

RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE TO BRING TO A CONCLUSION THE QUESTION OF A VERY SERIOUS MATTER

The question in hand was this, Why is the head of a mans penis larger then the shaft? Well the research has been concluded and we now have the reports, right here. THE ACTUAL LABORATORY (Shown here) IS WHERE THIS GROUND BREAKING RESEARCH TOOK PLACE.....As you can see we used the most modern of labs to conduct these news making experiments. Not a cent was spared to conduct this most important testing to assert the most conclusive conclusions. HERE ARE THE TESTS AND THE RESULTS: Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. .... After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. .... When the results of the French study were released, Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around €75.00 ( 3 bottles of whiskey), the Irish study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting himself on the forehead!.... As you can see this is something all men should know, and now we do... .....GED.....