A CHICKEN TAKING A SHIT WHILE THINKING ABOUT STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM
Now what does that have to do with anything? Well just read the following little story and you will know..
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of chicken shit. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called out, "What've you got in your truck?" "Chicken shit," the farmer replied."What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours." Which do you prefer on your strawberries? ( click on pic.)
MORE CHICKEN SHIT..
A man passes by a restaurant sign that says "Unusual Breakfast"
He goes inside and asks the waitress "What is your unusual breakfast?"
She replies, "Fried Chicken Tongue."
"Fried chicken tongue! I would never eat anything that came out of a chickens mouth!"
"Well what will you have then?" she asks.
"Oh, just give me some scrambled eggs".