WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS CALL A BLONDESome challenging moments for a blonde:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Helllooo!! bottles won't fit into a typewriter!!!
Got really excited.....finished a jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on the Macy's escalator 2 hours after the power went out!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
We still love 'um though, don't we?
.....GED.....
Got really excited.....finished a jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on the Macy's escalator 2 hours after the power went out!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
We still love 'um though, don't we?
.....GED.....
1 comment:
Gotta comment on the redneck stuff, How do my family renuion pics keep showing up here? And also, you might be a redneck, if you've taken the six pack out of the coffin before the lid was closed.
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