Wednesday, December 19, 2007


Copy the following list and post it at work to insure everyone gets motivated
Company Motivational Posters
-- If you
do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
-- It's only unethical if you get caught.
-- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
-- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
-- We put the "k" in "kwality"
-- Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity
-- A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
-- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
-- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!
-- Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
-- Plagiarism saves time.
-- At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.
-- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
-- TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
What is your company doing for you?

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