848- WHOOPS

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

The English language seems to have been created for the purpose of confusing us. Sometimes, there are simply too many ways to say the same thing. In order to help you navigate your world a little better, we've searched high and low for alternate names and phrases for farting. As you know those little squeakers and at times those humongous thunder claps just have a way of creeping up on you and causing some embarrassing moments and leaving you at a loss for words. We don't want you to be embarrassed by a narrow vocabulary, so in the interest of education, we humbly present to you some of the known ways you can say,

"Whoops I Farted".

This is a condensed list:

Baking Brownies

Bench Warmer

Blowing the Butt Trumpet

Butt Bubble

Elevator Evacuation

Fermented Revenge

Floated an air biscuit

Mud Crickets

Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash*

Pantie Burps*

Pooted*

Rosebuds*

Rancid Rebate

SBD (Silent But Deadly)

Stepped on a Frog

The Great Brown Cloud

Thunder from Down Under

Tunnel Trumpeting

Unsung Melody

Vulgar Vapor

Who opened their lunch box?

There are numerous other expressions you may use when that special but pregnant moment happens, but uttering one of these neat little quips will surely ease the tension just as the fart eased the pressure. Pleasant tooting... Whats in your wallet? Comment below...

* For women only

.....GED.....