ECONOMIZING ON CHRISTMAS PART 1 OF 4 THIS WILL BE AN ONGOING STORY OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Due to financial constraints Christmas will become more efficient and a little less frivolous this year. Here are the steps being put into place...
How to accomplish the more efficient days of Christmas:
1- The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop as forecast. It will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing a considerable savings in maintenance.
1- The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop as forecast. It will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing a considerable savings in maintenance.
2- The two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost-effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. Their positions are therefore eliminated.
3- The three French hens will remain intact though they will now cluck in English with only the hint of an accent, thus reaching a broader market share audience.
Each Saturday until Christmas I will add a part to this post to show how Christmas will be streamlined....
Watch next Sat 12/8 for the next part.
.....GED.....
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Are you ever in a positive mood for the holidays? Finally posted my sumo stuff. If you are in the mood for man breast's stop by. Thanks, I also figured, out the linking to newspaper articles in the blog. Still can't always do it in comments, as below.
Hear about how the canadians have doomed the world, though inefficient refrigeration? go here, if you haven't
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html or to here http://fkclinic.blogspot.com/
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