816- ALL ABOUT MEN

THINGS WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

Just for the record here is a short take on men, women will affirm these.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?

All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's the best way to drive a man really crazy?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.

Then tell him to pick only one.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex, Sex and more Sex..
These are truths so don't deny them, guys....
.....GED.....