Sunday, December 16, 2007


Some challenging moments for a blonde:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Helllooo!! bottles won't fit into a typewriter!!!
Got really excited.....finished a jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on the Macy's escalator 2 hours after the power went out!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
We still love 'um though, don't we?

1 comment:

bigsoxfan said...

Gotta comment on the redneck stuff, How do my family renuion pics keep showing up here? And also, you might be a redneck, if you've taken the six pack out of the coffin before the lid was closed.