Wednesday, December 5, 2007

828- MAB-246 -- Exp. 1/ '08

MORE GODDAMN THIEVES - License #
MAB-246 - EXP. 1/08



IF YOU SEE THIS PLATE ON A SCOOTER CALL THE POLICE AND SAVE A LIFE.
Don't call me cause I'll kill 'um.
Last month my bar manager was assaulted and robbed, two bites to the face, 7 stitches in the mouth, $450.00 in cash lost , a cell phone, a purse and ladies you know all the other things you keep in a purse. All robbed in a hotel room. Then our shoes were stolen, not a big deal but a personal one. Now they took the licence plate off my bike/scooter. I'm now really pissed. What does a person want with my license plate?, all I can think of there are more crooked dealings and thefts going on behind this scene. You don't need a plate for a legal bike now do you?, so there must be someone out there missing a bike too.
There is one more a little more scary. I was asleep in my room on the sofa, now you all know how close your coffee table is to your sofa, 3 feet at the most. There was a gallon Chivas bottle and a small plastic basket with 'stuff' in it. The bottle was used to collect pennies, nickles, dimes and assorted loose change. The plastic basket held a couple of broken watches and some other junk. Someone or somebodies took the bottle and broken watches while I slept. Yup they came in my room while I was asleep and robbed it. The take wasn't much, maybe $30 dollars worth but the thing that scared me was this... What would they have done if I would have woke up? was there a baseball bat over my head? I don't know this. This is sorry and someone will pay dearly some day.....
If I ever catch somebody in the act they will think they are Jesus, Yes they will be paying for everyone's sins afflicted upon me. They will be crucified and paying for all sinners. If you hear about the second coming of Christ it may just be me catching someone fucking with me and making them pay for all sins.
Assholes, there are way to many assholes here anymore, and I'm getting so tired of this shit...
.....GED.....

5 comments:

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

at least your blog stats are through the roof. They can't steal that.

glend558 said...

Are you sure they can't be stolen?
Oh well, They didn't cost anything...
So Angelo do you have any explaination for these stats rising so suddenly? I have two ideas.
One, they spiked when Jeff put my address in one of his posts.
Two, I think I have a few games and someone may be playing them over and over again..But I dunno...
Your expert blogging expertise needed.

bigsoxfan said...

Everyone has their niche, Glenn. By the way, I'm not a blog expert, but I've seen one played on tv.

Bruce is a lighting rod, Angelo attracts stuff, like the pumpkins sweater attracts lint, Boni's heart and soul has it's place, as does Jeff T's gift for prose and metaphor, You have redneck jokes and naked ladies, plus you go for the jugular when needed. I don't think you need to worry about attracting readers, unless you want some numbers to back up your book deal with the publishers.

Anonymous said...

CNMI License Plates fetch a pretty penny on Ebay.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

A shotgun trap while gone from the premises works wonders. Be sure to put up a warning sign - Shotgun traps inside 3 days a week. Owner not liable for your death or dismemberment.

or maybe : Why leave your fingerprints when you could leave your whole arm?

(:-))