846- DON'T SAY STUPID

DIFFERENT WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEY'RE STUPID

Only you don't use the word stupid, you may refer to then as...
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Dumber than a box of hair.

Dumber than a rock.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One taco short of a combination plate.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Smart as bait.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
No grain in that silo.
Skylight leaks a little.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A couple bricks short of a shit house.

There are many more of these little witty sayings, what is your favorite? Comment below....

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