DON'T EVER MAKE THESE MISTAKES...Ten Things NOT to Say to Cops:
10- That uniform makes your ass look really big.
9- I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.
8- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7- Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
6- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
5- Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
4- A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!
3- Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2- Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.
1- Aren't you that guy from the village people?
10- That uniform makes your ass look really big.
9- I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.
8- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7- Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
6- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
5- Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
4- A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!
3- Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2- Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.
1- Aren't you that guy from the village people?
.....GED.....
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