SOMETIMES YOU KNOW YOU ARE HAVEING A BAD DAYHere's some clues that it is actually happening...
You Know It Will Be a Bad Day When....
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
You discover that your 12-year-old idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.
Your twin forgets your birthday.
Your kids are treating you the same way you treated your parents.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are all three months overdue.
You call your wife and tell her you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night....... and there aren't any.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
You have to borrow from your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.
So how was your day???
.....GED.....
You Know It Will Be a Bad Day When....
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
You discover that your 12-year-old idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.
Your twin forgets your birthday.
Your kids are treating you the same way you treated your parents.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are all three months overdue.
You call your wife and tell her you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night....... and there aren't any.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
You have to borrow from your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.
So how was your day???
.....GED.....
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