CHAIN OF COMMAND

TRY A LITTLE TACT

The lieutenant wanted to use a pay phone but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw a private mopping the floors and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" "I sure have, buddy," the private answered. Giving him a mean stare, the lieutenant bellowed, "That's no way to address an officer. Let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?" "No, sir," the private replied.

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