ALL THE REASONS TO DIE FOR. GO AHEAD WE WON'T STOP YOU, IDIOT. GIVE IT HELL, THROW IN A COUP'LA MORE STICKS OF TNT, IT I'LL BE A BLAST.Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now.
No beer,..No booze,..No bars,..No television,..No cheerleaders,..No baseball,..No football,..No basketball,..No hockey,..No golf,..No tailgate parties,..No Hooters,..No pork BBQ,..No hot dogs,..No burgers,..No lobster,.. shellfish,.. or even frozen fish sticks,..No chocolate chip cookies,..No Christmas.
They wear rags for clothes, towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
You can't shave, your wife can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.... Now lets talk about the seventy-two virgins, boy is that some idiotic way of thinking. First of all, who the hell would want seventy two virgins only a man that already lost his mind, or, never had one, would wish this on a fool.
NOPE!!! NO MYSTERY HERE!!!
No beer,..No booze,..No bars,..No television,..No cheerleaders,..No baseball,..No football,..No basketball,..No hockey,..No golf,..No tailgate parties,..No Hooters,..No pork BBQ,..No hot dogs,..No burgers,..No lobster,.. shellfish,.. or even frozen fish sticks,..No chocolate chip cookies,..No Christmas.
They wear rags for clothes, towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
You can't shave, your wife can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.... Now lets talk about the seventy-two virgins, boy is that some idiotic way of thinking. First of all, who the hell would want seventy two virgins only a man that already lost his mind, or, never had one, would wish this on a fool.
NOPE!!! NO MYSTERY HERE!!!
Now you have a very nice day! and stay sane...... .......GED......
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