Monday, April 23, 2007

186- MIND TEASERS

12 THOUGHTS TO BE PONDERED, AND LESSONS TO BE TAKEN
1. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
2. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Now you have a very wonderful day, and always take these words to heart. ........GED.......

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