151- SIMPLY MATHEMATICAL

IT'S ALL IN THE NUMBERS, AND THEY DON'T LIE......This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.. It goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%, or 118%. or even more? What makes up 100% in life?.. Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G et al, is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 et al. Then: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E @ 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%. H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K @ 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%. A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E @ 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%. Now see what bullshit will get you, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T @ 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%. Next, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G @ 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%. So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. But the real winner is, B-R-O-W-N-N-O-S-E @ 2+18+15+ 23+14+14+15+19+5 = 125%. Now remember, when the boss asks for you to give more than 100% you will know exactly what he means. Likewise when your co-worker's brag, and claim they're indeed giving more than 100% you can smile to yourself and be a little smug because you know just exactly what they'er up to... Now you have a very nice day! ........GED........