221- HEADLINES

HEADLINES FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again......
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands......
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms......
Eye Drops off Shelf......
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids......
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66......
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax......
Miners Refuse to Work after Death......
Stolen Painting Found by Tree......
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years......
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.

Peace! ........GED.......