155- LABELS FOR BOOZE

HERE ARE SOME WARNINGS THAT SHOULD BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES AND CANS.

Alcohol Warning Labels We SHOULD See:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over and over.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what ever happened to your pants anyway.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named "Psycho."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're invisible (or invincible).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. So wadda ya think? Do you have any more suggestions, thoughts or ideas? Then you have a very nice day!......GED......