Tuesday, April 10, 2007

THE COCONUT CRAB

Coconut Crab THIS GUY IS A DELICACY HERE !
One of the favorite tasty morsels here in the islands is this little bugger shown here. A favorite of the locals and a surprise to new connoisseurs of exotic tastes. You may run across one of these little fellows in your car lights on a quiet dark night as he crosses the road. Do not try to pick it up. These little guys can become a real handful if you are not wary, these guys are fighting sons-o- bitches, a real freaki'n handful this guy will win the fight. Just let it go and consider yourself kind'a stipid, and having learned a lesson. You will leave feeling foolish but a little wiser. The best way to acquire a good coconut crab is to connect with a local crabber and be on the safe side. These crabs are protected and can only be taken in season. So see your local dealer. (Sounds like I'm pushing drugs now.) Ever in the islands give the ol'e coconut crab a taste. Now you have a very nice day. ........GED.......

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