LITTLE BIT O' HUMOR

ALWAYS GOOD FOR A GRIN !
Humor, soul food, food for thought.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. (gotta love it)
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?Are you sure it's mine?
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!..........Lets hear your favorites! ..........GED..........