COUNTING CHICKENS AT TAX TIME

WELL IT'S TAX TIME, A TIME TO COUNT YOUR CHICKENS.
It's that time of the year again, to get all your "things" organized to dot you i's and cross your t's, to account for all that you have accomplished, as this woman has done. Read on................ It's tax time. A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." " Chicken Farmer it is."........ So there you go, case closed. Now you have a very nice day!
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