IT'S APRIL AND TAX TIME AGAINDoing taxes is a drag so I thought I'd try to lighten the load with a little humor. so here we go.............The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts: 1. How much did you make last year? 2. How much do you have left? 3. Send amount listed in part 2.....
Did you ever notice? When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS."....
Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a Form 1040....
There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax. Men and women.....
Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....
Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.....
Income tax is Uncle Sam's version of "Truth or Consequences.....
Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging.....
After one pays their income tax, one knows how a cow feels after she's been milked.....
Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose..... So there you go, and here we are. Now you have a very nice day!...........GED.........
Did you ever notice? When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS."....
Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a Form 1040....
There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax. Men and women.....
Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....
Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.....
Income tax is Uncle Sam's version of "Truth or Consequences.....
Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging.....
After one pays their income tax, one knows how a cow feels after she's been milked.....
Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose..... So there you go, and here we are. Now you have a very nice day!...........GED.........
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