A FEW MOMENTS OF HUMOR IN BLUE. GOOD.. A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem; a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD" . The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucketful of money. (And we sold lemonade!)
BETTER.. A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $50 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $50.00 dollar bill. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 
BEST.. A young woman was pulled over for speeding. The State Trooper walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He replied, "State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. I'll leave you to ponder these little bits of life's great experiences... .....GED.....
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