THIS IS STRAIGHT FROM THE NEWS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT!BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said
The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site.
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.....Now ain't that some shit, can you believe it, she fell in a pile of shit and it saved her life! Talk about your lucky day. What does a person say when asked what happened? Do you say, "I fell in some good shit today, my luck was shitty, I found some real shit to fall into, you ain't gonna believe this shit. I could go on and with this. It's endless, give me your line as how you would explain this, if it happened to you. ...........GED..........
The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site.
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.....Now ain't that some shit, can you believe it, she fell in a pile of shit and it saved her life! Talk about your lucky day. What does a person say when asked what happened? Do you say, "I fell in some good shit today, my luck was shitty, I found some real shit to fall into, you ain't gonna believe this shit. I could go on and with this. It's endless, give me your line as how you would explain this, if it happened to you. ...........GED..........
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How about--I fell into some luckey shit today..or.. Wait till I tell you about this shit.
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