M86- THEY ARE OUT THERE

WITH STARS IN THEIR EYES AND AN AURORA OF SIMPLE BLISS

And They Walk Among Us:
I'm so tired of CUC's continuing problems, the goofy governor, a house full of mostly idiots and things in general. So here are a few short stories to put a grin on your face and make you just shake your head in amusement and have a 'you gotta be kiddin" thought in your mind. So take a break! These are real people who, yes, are among us everyday. You can never tell who they are, where they will come from or when they will appear. Yet they mingle among us on a daily basis. You will always be able to pick them out as soon as they open their mouths or do something really stupid.

Here we go.....

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charges. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that
she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one- get-one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?'

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us! I'm sure you all have seen, heard or know of someone who fits this category, if you don't just open your eyes and they will be right there all around you.

.....GED.....