HALLOWEEN HUMORNot to be scared these are funny not spooky, MAYBE
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treat is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And the No. 1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex.........
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And the No. 1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex.........
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
MORE:
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have?
The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, "Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
THE END ALMOST:
Most of these Halloween jokes are real groaners.
(get it, Halloween.... GROANERS)
Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A. Because he's a pain in the neck!
Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A. A dead ringer.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos
Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A. Squash
Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. Why do witches think they're funny?
A. Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.
Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can't stomach it!
AND TO ALL A BOO NIGHT
.....GED.....
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