Friday, October 19, 2007

672- WHY QUESTIONS

JUST A FEW QUESTIONS ASKING WHY
Sometimes there things we just take for granted and never really think about why they are what they are. So here are a few items to ponder for the day....
Stupid Facts:
Questions
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why don't we see, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is a turd tapered on the end? The answer.. To keep your ass from slamming shut.
If you have any profound answers to these question please note them below.
.....GED.....

3 comments:

lil_hammerhead said...

Mouse-flavored catfood.. hehe:)

glend558 said...

You don't miss a lick, do you?
not a pun..

Anonymous said...

Not only doctors call their business a practice, so do lawyers, and that's a worry.
Get it worong, they were only practicing...get it right and they take your money!

Max