694- NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

SOME FUNNY SEX QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Stop here if you are easily offended by sexual innuendos, this is rated R

I noticed all my viewers (see poll below) are adults, so act that way and enjoy a little spice.
The questions:
Q: What's the definition of indecent?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, then you're in...decent! ( my favorite)

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both used as a meat substitute.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.
Q: Why do they pay more at the Sperm Bank than the Blood Bank?
A: Sperm is handmade.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
So you are sorry that you read this? I warned you!
.....GED.....