Saturday, October 20, 2007

679- EXERCISING

PEOPLE HAVE ALL TYPES OF EXERCISE REGIMENTS
But there are none better than the daily routine exercise we at work do on a full time basis.
But in some cases things go like this...
Notice: Our company requires no further physical fitness programs. Everyone gets enough exercise by preforming the following:
Jumping to conclusions,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
kicking ass
and pushing their luck.
After a rigorous day of this stringent regiment no more exercise is required.
So after all this effort it is now time to go and have a cold one..
.....GED.....

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