HOW MEN LOOK THROUGH THE EYES OF A WOMANSimiles for Men:
Men are like Laxatives...They can irritate the crap right out of you.
Men are like Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like the Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders...You need One, but you don't know why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like Mascara... They run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like Government Bonds...They take so long to mature.
Men are like Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like the Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders...You need One, but you don't know why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like Mascara... They run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like Government Bonds...They take so long to mature.
Next we will have to take a look at women as men see them....
.....GED.....
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