Sunday, October 28, 2007

707- OF WOMEN and MEN

Here are some examples of different interpretations, from what is actually said, to what is really meant.
What men and women say and what they really mean:
What a woman says, what she really means:

I need = I want.
Maybe = No.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about?
I'm not emotional and overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you.
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
What a man says, what he really means:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Would you like to dance? = I want to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I need to have sex with you.
May I take you home? = I must have sex with you.
Please! May I come in?= I really gotta get some now.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before.
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it looks no different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
Such is the world of women and men...

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