636- REDNECK SAYIN'S

EVER NEED TO FIND AN EXPRESSION TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION CLEARLY?

Well here's a few descriptive sayin's to fully express your true feelin's...

So use these whenever the crick is

a-risin' and the pigs are a-flyin'.

He'd bitch if you hung him with a new rope.

Don't worry too much about it. Just let the rough end drag.

That boy is about as sharp as a cue ball.

You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

Madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire.

He's so stupid, he couldn't find his ass with both hands.

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.

Nuttier than a Squirrel turd.

As easy as herding chickens.

Tighter than a skeeter's ass in a nose dive.

I'm so hungry, I'd eat the balls off a low flying duck!

She's wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.

Nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.

You're as handy as a cow on a crutch.

She's purtier than a mess of fried catfish.

Hornier than a two peckered billy goat.

Her ass was so big, it's like two Buicks fighting for a parking place.

Busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor.

Now that'll be a busy cat for sure! Don't be hesitant to use these familiar and picturesque adages.

.....GED.....