AN EXPLANATION OF THE MEANINGS OF YOUR JOB EVALUATIONYour immediate superior has just completed a review of your performance at work and offers these comments about your skills and abilities. So I did a little research to understand these meanings and am now prepared to pass them along to you.
Here is how to interpret them....
AVERAGE: Not too bright.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.
UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.
QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.
TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.
HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.
INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.
STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.
TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.
APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.
A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
So if you hear any of the above when being referred to you, you will now know just what the hell they mean... You have now been informed..
.....GED.....
Here is how to interpret them....
AVERAGE: Not too bright.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.
UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.
QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.
TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.
HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.
INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.
STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.
TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.
APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.
A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
So if you hear any of the above when being referred to you, you will now know just what the hell they mean... You have now been informed..
.....GED.....
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